Albania is one of my least faves tonight.

Belgium is a trash bop.

I feel Belgium is on course for zero televotes.

There's something rather unsettling about this performance. Please end.

Not sure highlighting this lyrical masterpiece is going to help his cause…

Albania is like the soundtrack to the cliffhanger reveal of the Daleks returning to Doctor Who x

(shite, but better than Germany and Belgium at least)

Hope Albania do well - i met a lot of the ESC singers when they were here for the live show in London and he was so nice.

8/10

Belgium is my favourite of the opening five!

The lyrics for Albania aren't really helping, I'm still not sure what the song is about! Is the idea that his mum is dead?

Graham shading the hosts won't get old 😆

I think the Albanian entry would have more impact without the subtitles.

Albania just awful - liked Belgium, but her voice was too flat.

Albania's very overblown but still doesn't hit the mark for me, definitely my least fave so far (the obvious aside)

These hosts really are the worst in quite a long time.

Albania is not it but I welcome the eye candy. 😎

1. Denmark

2. Belgium

3. Germany

4. Albania

Greece

Staging 10/10

Charisma 10/10

Song 3/10

I’m agog that Micheal Ostrowski is a living breathing human being in 2026 and hasn’t been in cryofreeze for the last 50 years

Greece

It’s truly a skill to be out of breath whilst giving SO f***ING LITTLE

Estonia's last year was catchier than Greece's this year.

This is the most Eurovision thing I've ever seen 🤣