:lol:

 

It seems we are the only two who don't be appearing to suffer with all these new stadiums :kink:

 

 

Our treaty shall keep us level, but there's nowt like beating the jones's

wow at darin sold-out :o...what should I do now lol

Daily Kopeček Promotional Recap!

 

Yesterday's Presidential decree has already had a massive effect on the nature of promotion within BuzzJack, with the announcement of Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea spawning even more Loose Lingerie rip-offs than is considered culturally acceptable by President Karasol. Today's announcements regarding the BuzzJack Song Contest are as follows:

• ACT is already down to five remaining slots, with talks underway with IBK Alpha (the leading television channel in Kopečka) to increase the available slots to three performance slots per show. ACT premiers tomorrow with a performance from Darin of Botanikka and an interview and performance with the Farahtynian representatives by host Camille.
• Profits are soaring as Kopečekers rush to buy tickets for their favourite artists who are visiting the nation in the coming fortnight, beginning tomorrow.
• La Roux has begun her whistle-stop promotional tour, with sell-out performances in BaNG and Sangria yesterday receiving critical reviews, and a double performance today in FSR Rontvia receiving plaudits from Rontvian observers despite worries that the song may be losing popularity in the country (repaired with an electropop remix of Boys & Girls by La Roux). A performance at JRK-off was received with annoying indifference despite a cover of 'T-Shirt', with La Roux's final performance in Siobah's Bhux Arena in Quotosibb receiving an ecstatic reaction along with a cover of Dream On!
• Camille today released her promotional adverts for ACT, with performances, camomile tea and boots in various shades of pink announced as tomorrow's key features!

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8/12 - JURANABAIJAN: Feeder [1,594 tickets sold]

 

Out of a possible 88,000...:mellow:

8/12 - JURANABAIJAN: Feeder [1,594 tickets sold]

 

Out of a possible 88,000...:mellow:

God they're so rascist to Juranabaijans aren't they? :P

This thread will be updated tomorrow afternoon after Kopeček communications crashed after a power cut perceived to have occurred due to overconsumption of electricity by all the new stadiums :heehee:

Any room for JK's entry? :o

 

We are but a poor country without concert venues :(

Certainly - Bruises is possibly JK's best entry yet! :wub:

Hello Trashlexis. What about Louise? :) She really admires La Roux and loves having foreign food or tea, especially in Køßêçkfê$tvæl£éñ.

Since Feeder's show isn't seeling, could you please axe it and transfer Feeder's Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea performance to the 6th???

That would be amazing as we just realised we are double booked on the 8th :P

 

Thank'ooo

Any room at the inn for Kylienips :unsure:

Since Feeder's show isn't seeling, could you please axe it and transfer Feeder's Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea performance to the 6th???

That would be amazing as we just realised we are double booked on the 8th :P

 

Thank'ooo

Don't worry - the show is beginning to sell :P All will be updated tomorrow or on Saturday afternoon when our technicians assure us that all will be restored! :w00t:

Camille catches up after power cut comes to an end!

 

Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea made its long overdue début this afternoon after the country's exceedingly inconvenient power cut came to an end last night, and Camille strutted onstage to the backing of 'Money Note', her BJSC X and BoBJSC 8th placed hit, in her favourite pink boots, apologising profusely to the audience. 'It's all those stadiums', Camille said, 'After all, when you're trying to keep up with Ashton, you have to expect to overstretch yourself every so often', winking at the crowd while fondling a sausage that somehow made it to her desk. Surely nothing to do with Afternoons Avec Amelle's infamous Vincent interview?! :kink:

 

'But anyway, on with the show - we have catching up to do!'

 

Camille invited Darin onstage to a rapturous reception from Kopečka's Darin-crazy audience. 'So Darin, are you used to audiences this excited?' Camille asked. 'Well actually, yes Camille - I'm revered as some sort of musical God back in Sweden, almost akin to how Margaret Berger is treated here.' Darin responded, cueing gasps from several Bergerian members of the audience, for whom their religion states that mentioning oneself in the same sentence as the blesséd Margaret is a sin punishable by death by Canned Heat. 'Well, it looks like you need to prove yourself to some of the audience Darin! Ladies and gentleman, Darin and Kat DeLuna, representing Botanikka with Breathing Your Love!

 

 

'Wasn't that an astonishing performance people? I can almost see why he could think about comparing himself to the blesséd Margaret's reaction in another country!' Camille announced after, to a couple of boos from the audience but general applause. 'Good luck to you Darin!'

 

Next up, Camille spoke with Una Healy, representing FSR Farahtyn, a nation that hasn't had much success in recent times. 'So Una, how does it feel to represent Farahtyn, a country that hasn't seen success since April?' 'Well Camille, I was a little reluctant at first - after all, Farahtyn aren't exactly renowned as tough competition anymore. Well, at least not since Raffi.' [Laughter in the audience] 'But, I thought about it from a while and thought that my song was probably good enough to make people sit up and think that Farahtyn could deserve to return to its formerly successful ways - if only for one contest. I just hope that I can qualify!', Una replied. 'Do you think you stand a good chance of doing so?' 'Well, there's some pretty serious competition in my semi. I'm really loving Lisa Mitchell and La Roux at the...[rest of sentence blurred out by rapturous cheering]'. 'Well, it's been great talking to you Una! Ladies and gentlemen, representing the Former Scottish Republic of Farahtyn, Una Healy with Sorry!'

 

 

'So, up next we have Kelly Osbourne and t.A.T.u. from Lorikeet and Sangria respectively! How are you ladies?' 'Oh, I'm fine at the moment. I have to say I'm loving Kopečka at the moment, it's so much better than that trashy country Ashton with its trashy hanger-on Sugababe-presented chat show' Kelly Osbourne replied, to a mixture of cheers and gasps. 'Well Kelly, I know you've had your problems with Amelle but Ashton's profile in this country is sky-high! What do you have to say to viewers that will be displeased at your anti-Ashtonise position?'. 'I'd tell them to visit the place. For all the stadiums and skyscrapers, it doesn't blind you to the fact that there are beggars starving in the streets and environmental protestors in the country being silenced, and that the country's dictator personally rounds up every 5th beggar he sees on his Sunday drive and shoots them in front of all of his subjects as a lesso-' 'Well, that's all we have time for Kelly! We've been told to put you straight on stage - I'm sure the audience can't wait to hear your Lorikeetian entry! Best of luck dear!' Camille announced, cueing sighs of relief within the IBK Alpha board room.

 

 

'So t.A.T.u., how does it feel to be returning to the competition - especially hosted in the nation where you first gained your credibility in this contest?' 'Well Camille, we've spent the last few months considering this chance, and we did briefly flirt with the idea of representing the up-and-coming Nonsuchites, but ultimately we decided that we needed to represent somewhere at least mildly Slavic, and Sangria struck us as an ideal choice after Gomenasai did so well for us for Eledan. We hope that the Eledanese won't be too angry when we finish above them!' 'How do you think that the Eledanese will respond to your presumptuousness?' 'Awfully. They're all Bloc Party-obsessed drunkards over there - we love them, but they're still drunkards!. This statement triggered an explosion of laughter in the audience, which Camille took as a cue to invite t.A.T.u. to perform their second BJSC entry, Fly On The Wall, for Sangria.

 

 

'And so finally, we move on to our last two guests - Marit Larsen of the Former Norwegian Republic of Tinnmark and Emilia de Poret of Angelicland! So, with the recent merger of Norwegia and Tinnmark, Marit, how was it to know that you were being sponsored by two countries?' 'Simply breathtaking Camille, simply breathtaking. I can't wait to find out whether I've qualified tonight - I just hope that if I don't, La Roux does!', Marit replied to applause from the audience. 'And you Emilia? How does it feel to be declared the Countess of Pop and follow in the footsteps of Agnes Carlsson? Do you think that Angelicland could become the new Rontvia with the entry of Vincent this contest and the move away from fempop?' 'Well daaaaahling, I'm simply ecstatic to be awarded such a title. I only hope that I can go about eight better than daaaaahling Agnes could. And I'll definitely be trying to dethrone Charlotte of my beloved Sweden next year - you heard it here first people, I'm going for Moscow! Angelicland will trash Rontvia - who are, by the way, SO June 2008 these days - and then Sweden will trash Dima's ass in his hometown. How do you like that?', Emilia bitched to mixtures of whoops and laughter from the receptive audience as her PA went insane in the press room at the leakage of her shock announcement. 'Well, best of luck with that Emilia! May we hear both of your entries? Ladies and gentlemen, Marit of FNR Tinnmark and Emilia of Angelicland!'

 

 

Camille rounded off the show by showing the newly released video for Kopečka's entry, Quicksand, to applause from the audience.

 

:o :lol:

 

Lorikeet Ratings

 

Average: 78 Million

Peak: 100 Million (Kelly)

pfft 'so June 2008' :smoke:

 

Pixie and Sanna disagree with Emilia and flopland :kink:

 

death by Canned Heat sounds awful :o

Choose me a date plz (Y)

:)

pfft 'so June 2008' :smoke:

 

Pixie and Sanna disagree with Emilia and flopland :kink:

 

death by Canned Heat sounds awful :o

They would :kink: And death by Canned Heat is the customary method of capital punishment when it is rarely used within Kopečka :heehee:

 

Ratings within Kopečka: 294.8 million [average]

317.9 million [peak, La Roux - Quicksand video premiere]

 

BaNG shall be fitted into tonight's show, which shall be reported upon tomorrow B)

Inner Massivia's "Some Kind Of Fool Tour" hits Utopia

 

On the twelfth day of the "Some Kind Of Fool" tour, Inner Massivia touched down in the musical land of Kopecka. This marked the second leg of Fool's tour of Miskantha. The afternoon gig was held at a stunning venue, the Lupiski Stage in Kannebek, in front of 88,000 exuberant fans - a record attendance for the Fool Tour. This was also a very important concert for everyone concerned with Inner Massivia's entry into BJSC for the first time, as the cameras were there for a live telecast on the world famous Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea show.

 

First up at the gig was our entry into this month's XIIth BJSC contest, Leona Lewis with her collaboration with MC Anon, Fool:

 

 

Leona thanks MC Anon, and invites a fresh new face on the scene onto stage. This is Goldielocks:

 

 

Next up is the amazing Bat For Lashes:

 

 

And the final guest is Ebony Bones:

 

 

An eclectic all-female line-up this afternoon. Leona returns for the last song of the concert:

 

 

A great reception for Leona and all her guest artists from the Kannebekite fans. Inner Massivia would like to pass on their thanks to the people of Kopecka for hosting the gig and telecasting it live on the Afternoon Ca-mo-mille Tea show. We wish you well with your entry in BJSC XII.

Edited December 6, 200816 yr by 6weeksatnumber7