I'm going off Mischa's rapping, but it's obvious she's going to do it every week except for her one token ballad later in the series. A very cheap and nasty performance from Nu Vibe - a karaoke performance, and not even good karaoke at that.

 

Mischa 9/10

Sophie 8.5/10

Frankie 8/10

Amelia 7.5/10

2 Shoes 7.5/10

James 7/10

Rhythmix 7/10

Jonjo 5/10

Nu Vibe 3/10

Johnny 0/10

Surprisingly good from Nu Vibe! Although them flashing their abs was cringe / very JLS. One of them can't sing very well ... the young cutesy looking one.

Nu Vibe = No Vibes 2/10

That started out as One Direction without the energy. Then it got a bit better. None of them can sing very well though as usual. WTF was the point of the shirt lift at the end though? :lol: New JLS/One Direction I'm guessing.

 

Rates oh-eleven

8.5 Misha B - Rolling In The Deep

7.5 James Michael - Ticket To Ride

7.5 2 Shoes - Something Kinda Ooooh

7.0 Frankie Cocozza - The A Team

6.5 Amelia Lily - Billie Jean

5.0 Sophie Habibis - Teenage Dream

4.5 Nu Vibe - Beautiful People

4.0 Jonjo Kerr - You Really Got Me

2.0 Johnny Robinson - Believe

1.0 Rhythmix - Super Bass

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by Bré

Nu Vibe - Ashford is fantastic, but the vocals were really bland. The song choice really did nothing for them either. I agree with Gary, easy song to hide behind - 5.0/10.0

 

Rates:

Misha - 9.5

Sophie - 8.5

Amelia - 7.0

2 Shoes - 6.5

Jonjo - 6.0

Frankie - 6.0

Rhythmix - 5.5

James - 5.0

Nu Vibe - 5.0

Johnny Robinson - 3.5

Nu Vibe - Gary hit it right on the head, annoyingly safe song choice. They were hardly trying at all tonight. Take a risk boys. It was ok to listen to, but I could have been listening to Chris Brown and I wouldn't have noticed the difference. Send them home Tulisa. I like the other three (even if Rhythmix messed up tonight, imo)

 

Rates

Misha 10/10

Sophie 8/10

Amelia 6/10

2 Shoes 6/10

Johnny 5/10

Jonjo 4/10

Nu Vibe 4/10

James 2/10

Rhythmix 2/10

Frankie 0/10

I want to know what DOUG thought of Misha.

Nu Vibe - Didn't really like it at all, it came across really thrown together to me. Minus 1 point for pulling up his shirt at the end. JLS are in another league compared to these guys (and I'm not a fan of JLS) 3.5/10

 

Sophie - 8/10

Misha - 7.5/10

Amelia Lily - 7.5/10

Johnny - 6/10

Rhythmix - 6/10

James - 5.5/10

2 Shoes - 5/10

Nu Vibe - 3.5/10

Frankie - 2/10

Jonjo - 0/10

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by Sabrewulf

I want to know what DOUG thought of Misha.

You know he already made his mind up before seeing her though. Janet could (and most probably will) be dreadful and he'd still praise her to high heavens.

Generic clubland trash. I would happily dance to it in a club but its the sort of track I'd only ever give the time of day to on a night out. The vocals are alright, nothing special. It just was generic and was really upstaged by Misha before and Kelly after.

 

Silas rates - Wk1

 

Misha - 11/10

2 Shoes - 10/10

Sophie - 8/10

Nu Vibe - 7/10

Cuntie - 6.5/10

Amelia - 6/10

Rhythmix - 4/10

Jonjo - 3/10

James - 2/10

Johnny - 0/10

01 Misha 9.5/10 EFFIN YES. I started to dislike Misha recently, and then she did THAT. So glad to hear Rolling In The Deep done differently, loved the production, the whole thing. LOVE.

02 Sophie 8.5/10 - Not because she sung Katy Perry - but because of how understated and mellow and OOOH BEAUTIFUL it was.

03 Amelia 7/10 - Verses good, chorus a bit iffy and strained. I did it enjoy it, but probably only enjoyed it loads because I really wanted to love it.

04 2 Shoes 6.5/10 - Gonna rate them on the singing/performance, rather than the fact they're Essex girls. It was good, but only good. Essex Booty Luv FTW.

05 Frankie 6.5/10 - A bit bland, but he was decent - and this is coming from somebody who hates him. It all felt a bit too slow - it was like he wanted to speed it up, but the backing track wouldn't let him. That did suit him though.

06 Rhythmix 6/10 - Better than I expected. It was a bit messy, and the harmonies were off - but there was something weirdly enjoyable about it.

07 Nu Vibe 6/10 - Decent, but it was all a bit too energetic, in that it affected their vocals. And, I've deducted a point for that irritating shirt lift. SRSLY?! WHY?!

07 Jonjo 5/10 - He's not bad, but there's no way to sing that song and not sound karaoke? Poor song choice, decently sung - but overall, pretty forgettable!

08 Jonny 5/10 - 1.5 for vocals, 3.5 for humour. I just kinda sat there shaking my head and laughing. It's exactly how I see Mikey doing a performance, if he were to go on X Factor.

09 James 2/10 - I REALLY wanted him to come out really good, and not be eliminated, because I really like him. But it was boring, and flat.

 

Nu Vibe - Beautiful People

 

Well, after the mighty Mischa B, Nu Vibe just came off far worse than had they followed for eg; Jonjo or James so the order of proceedings didn't do them any favours. Vocally disjointed so not a complete car crash but they need to learn to harmonise better otherwise they'll do a One Direction/Westlife where every member of the group sings the exact same melody thus showing no depth to the vocals I'm listenng to. That said the groups overall are a shocking category this year and they'll most likely be gone within the next 3/4 weeks.

 

Mischa B = 9/10

Amelia Lily = 7/10

Sophie Habibis = 5/10

Rhythmix = 4/10

2 Shoes = 2/10

Nu Vibe = 2/10

Frankie Cocozza = 2/10

Johnny Robinson = 0/10

James Michael = 0/10

Jonjo Kerr = 0/10

I didn't really like them during the performance, then when they lifted their shirts up it was game over.. I hate them.

Let's just get rid of everyone but the girls, let them battle it out for the next 3 weeks and save everbody's time. They've got it sewn up with Misha, Amelia & Janet IMO.

F**k off Jonathan Ross

I have a terrible feeling Marcus is going to be a car crash.....

 

Hope I'm wrong.

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by Sabrewulf

Did Gary just said who this week's #1 is :blink:

Cue Jark's orgasm.

I want to know what DOUG thought of Misha.

let's just say, what you're probably thinking is right.

I'm going to say it, and even if I do get SHUNNED TO DEATH, I do not care. she was horrendous. complete try-hard of a thing. couldn't be more attention-hungry if she tried.

Did Gary just said who this week's #1 is :blink:

Gary clearly hasn't heard of SPOILERS. I am banning him from my Sunday Chart Thread.

 

That'll show him -_-

Why is he singing the vocals of 'Move Like Jagger' over a 'Don't Call Me Baby' backing track?!