Theo looks like an AI creation of an attractive man

Switzerland - very nice song ,,

I think Cyprus will qualify but it's not one of my favorites

Switzerland is so lovely (albeit the camerawork gave me a bit of a headache in places) but I don't see them winning again. Feels like 270 jury/65 televote kind of entry to me. Happy to be proven wrong.

Okay Dua Lipa’s ‘Training Season’ staging.

Loving the effort to recreate an early 2000s soapstar to popstar vehicle down to the dodgy nocals

Cyprus artist in having better looks than singing ability shocker

Unfortunate note there

Yes Theo is attractive. Yes the staging is good, but yes it’s a lacklustre chorus

Cyprus: I think this is a bit better than Belgium from the throwback trance department.

Christ these note are bad

This isn’t brilliant, but it might as well qualify as it’s least a bit more fun than some of the songs tonight?

1. Netherlands - 9/10

2. Albania - 8/10

3. Switzerland - 8/10

4. Sweden - 8/10

5. Spain - 8/10

6. Ukraine - 8/10

7. San Marino - 7/10

8. Poland - 7/10

9. Cyprus - 6/10

10. Norway - 6/10

11. Estonia - 6/10

12. Iceland - 6/10

13. Italy - 5/10

14. Slovenia - 4/10

15. Azerbaijan - 3/10

16. Portugal - 2/10

17. Croatia - 2/10

18. Belgium - 1/10

Cyprus - there's a good song in there somewhere but I don't think it quite lives up to his potential. Vocals shaky too

The Electro Jury

01. Belguim – Red Sebastian – Strobe Lights [10]

02. Iceland – VAEB – ROA [10]

03. Sweden – KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu [09]

04. San Marino – Gabry Ponte – Tutta L’italia [08]

05. Netherlands – Claude – C’est La Vie [08]

06. Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato [08]

07. Norwary – Kyle Alessandro – Lighter [07]

08. Cyprus – Theo Evan – Shh [06]

09. Ukraine – Ziferblat – Bird of Pray [06]

10. Croatia – Marko Bosnjak – Poison Cake [05]

11 Poland – Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA [05]

12. Albania – Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm [04]

13. Portugal – NAPA – Deslocado [03]

14. Azerbaijan – Mamagama – Run With U [03]

15. Slovenia - Klemen – How Much Time Do We Have Left [02]

Edited May 13May 13 by ElectroBoy

I take it back Azerbijan. I didn’t think it could get worse tonight but here we are.

Utter shite

ISL - 10

PLN - 9

SLV - 0

EST - 5

UKR - 2

SWE - 8

PRT - 2

NOR - 5

BEL - 1

AZJ - 0

SMR - 10

ALB - 10

NED - 7

CRO - 3

CYP - 0

cyprus is through for sure! the vocals are pretty ropey but the staging is hella impressive x sergio strikes again!

10 Spain

09 Switzerland

08 Iceland

08 The Netherlands

07 Albania

07 Sweden

07 Poland

06 Cyprus

06 San Marino

06 Norway

06 Belgium

05 Slovenia   

04 Portugal

04 Croatia

03 Italy

03 Ukraine

02 Azerbaijan (10/10 for enjoyment though)

00 Estonia

Albania blew everyone out of the water for me! Then Sweden a distant second.

Cyprus was the only one I'd heard (UK aside) going into tonight and the studio version is great but damn that was a bit disappointing. Shaky vocals, way too much focus on everything else. A bop though ~

Croatia, Norway, Albania and Netherlands were all great

I need all of Albania, Ukraine, Sweden and Iceland through, beyond that I'm good with whatever else happens, but quite a few surprises tonight - Croatia managing to wrench itself off the bottom of my rankings for one.

Azerbaijan's total uselessness was also quite funny.