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6. The Waitresses- Christmas Wrapping (977 points)

Writer: Chris Butler

Producer: Chris Butler

UK chart peak: 45 (16 weeks in the top 100)

Achieved platinum status on 06/12/2024

Top scorers: Mangø 48, King Rollo 47, WhoOdyssey 47

Lowest scorers: rio309 2, …ready for it 9, detonate 10, Nick F1 10

In 1981 ZE Records asked all of its artists to record a Christmas song for their album A Christmas Record, much to the annoyance of the Waitresses. Chris Butler wrote the track based on his hatred of the holiday. The song follows a busy woman who does not want to celebrate Christmas due to stress, but she later cheers up after advancing with a man she has been interested in all year. The title "Christmas Wrapping" was a play on words of "Christmas rapping" as the verses sounded like a rap.

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Thoughts on 10-6

9 To 5- never been a big fan of Dolly/country music in general and have never seen the film this was made for, never sought this song out. Can still respect it as a classic though

The Chain- awesome song, that closing instrumental is great, the BBC sports department in the 70s had great taste! My favourite song on Rumours by far, I'm actually surprised it only made it to number 9 in this rate!

Wouldn't It Be Nice- my top song in this rate! I always associate the Beach Boys with Summer holidays and escaping stress as we had their greatest hits on CD in the car while traveling. We still keep up the tradition to this day through streaming! "Wouldn't It Be Nice" is definitely in my top 5 of their tracks, Pet Sounds remains a classic. Brian Wilson really was a genius, may he rest in peace

Edge Of Seventeen- didn't realise John Lennon's death had an influence on this song! Can thank Jack Black in School Of Rock for getting me into this, what a great song

Christmas Wrapping- I absolutely hate Christmas music and am at the stage in my life where I'm becoming sick of the holiday in general. This is my favourite Christmas song in terms of its lyrics as for the most part I can relate to the stress of the protagonist, but I still find it extremely annoying (like nearly every other Christmas song) just because of how many times I've had to hear it unwillingly.

Top 5 will revealed on Sunday! Thanks everyone for your patience 😁

Three big losses at 12-14 yesterday, since then the only one I'm particularly glad to see in the top 10 that's dropped out is 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' - absolutely one of The Beach Boys' best songs, combining the cheerful singalong nature of their early hits with a deeper yearning in keeping with the Pet Sounds album as a whole.

Interesting top 5, a couple I expected to be here and a few others I wouldn't necessarily have called, but they all made my top 30 in the final.

The Chain was the 2nd of the three songs I thought might be the #1 here so surprised it is out already. One of my predictions is left. The top 5 does have some surprising but very welcome songs, it’s getting very interesting! Luckily I like all of them.

Very happy at the Beach Boys doing so well, Wouldn’t It Be Nice is a great song but boy its original A side God Only Knows is an absolutely wonderful song, one of my all time favourites. RIP Brian😢

Christmas Wrapping is one of the Christmas songs I can enjoy outside the festive period, maybe because it isn’t played to death every year like some other more obvious ones.

“God Only Knows” is one of my favourite songs of all time. “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” is… just nice for me.

The moment when what’s now known as the F1 theme emerges in “The Chain” never stops being spine tingling. Another of my desert island records.

It’s always hard rating Christmas songs among a pool of non Christmas songs in midsummer, but “Christmas Wrapping” is absolutely one of the best Christmas tracks ever. Seems The Waitresses had some other great stuff too and were very underrated.

16 minutes ago, Julian_ said:

“God Only Knows” is one of my favourite songs of all time. “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” is… just nice for me.

The moment when what’s now known as the F1 theme emerges in “The Chain” never stops being spine tingling. Another of my desert island records.

It’s always hard rating Christmas songs among a pool of non Christmas songs in midsummer, but “Christmas Wrapping” is absolutely one of the best Christmas tracks ever. Seems The Waitresses had some other great stuff too and were very underrated.

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On 14/08/2025 at 21:32, gasman449 said:

11. Arctic Monkeys- Mardy Bum (923 points)

Writers: Alex Turner, Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Andy Nicholson

Producer: Alan Smyth

UK chart peak: did not chart

Achieved platinum status on 08/03/2019, 2x platinum 29/04/2022, 3x platinum 10/05/2024

Top scorers: Viper* 50, Maestro 48, Uls2000 48

Lowest scorers: CowTzy 7, danG 8, Julian_ 9

Taken from the Arctics' 2006 debut album, "Mardy Bum" is the second biggest seller to miss the top 100 behind J. Cole's "No Role Modelz", though it almost charted around the time of the band's 2023 Glastonbury performance. It was never released as a single. The phrase "mardy bum" is Yorkshire slang for someone sulky. Like "A-Punk" it was used in The Inbetweeners.

EXCELLENT song. Not surprised it's sold the way it has.

One of my top 3 songs of all time.

A song about a mundane day to day behind closed doors with your partner, the bickering and petty little fights, played out over a pleasant soft enticing melody. wub

'Christmas Wrapping' wub possibly my all time favourite Christmas song, or at least it would be comfortably top three! I just love how joyous it sounds!

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