I can't believe Courtney is only 18 :o, she has the body of a 24-26 year old.

Carol and Charlotte's conversation about figs on Live feed. :wub:

Courtney is amazing. Change the pitch of her voice and you have a brilliant housemate. Charlotte's such a brat! I'm not a big fan of her atm. Sophie is an utter babe though :wub: Beautiful. Thank God Ron is up. I want him to go, so bad. So, SO DULL.

LAUNCH NIGHT BITCH

 

Louis - omg LMAO him starting to fluff all the pillows and discussing the furniture and shit. HYSTERICAL 9/10

Lauren - INCREDIBLE hoe. I remember she was rumoured to be a HM in like 2011. Glad they finally got her now :wub: 9.5/10

Sophie - <3 Seems very mature and nice. 9/10

the old farts from Coronation Street - DULL AS SHIT. 5/10

Courtney - I hate but love her at the same time. Hopefully she'll be a great HM and none of that Gina bull. 8/10

Abz - Reminds me of some f*** who I absolutely despise in real life. I reckon he's going to be rather annoying. 6/10

Danielle - "I hope that the cast of CBB didn't have lobotomy before going in like the rest of the Dublin Housewives cast had". LMAO I'm actually DYING at that comment 10/10

Screech - Yeah. Not too keen on this one. 6/10

Charlotte - okay she seems a bit BONKERS. 9.5/10

Mario - Going to be a big fat BLAH I can already feel it! 5/10

Carol - *.* 9/10

Ron - Please get him off. Going to be a super boring old f*** Steve style. Ugh. 0/10

 

Courtney is amazing. Change the pitch of her voice and you have a brilliant housemate. Charlotte's such a brat! I'm not a big fan of her atm. Sophie is an utter babe though :wub: Beautiful. Thank God Ron is up. I want him to go, so bad. So, SO DULL.

 

This, pretty much. Courtney's fab, shame she'll most likely be out first, hopefully the public to a u-turn on her but I think she'll be up for eviction and will go. :( Charlotte is just awful omg, I can't cope with her saying she'll piss or shit herself one more time.

I've just been walking around doing impressions of Charlotte for the past couple of days, she's hilarious <3

 

Hopefully Danielle is up, Courtney is a little irritating but should no way be the first out and she's the only one I can see beating Courtney to the 'honour'!

Danielle? The Dublin Housewife? I hope not. She's got a lot of potential. She'll be out of her shell by Monday, I reckon. She'll be gone for sure if she's up :(

I'm not too fond of Danielle but she does say a few things that make me chuckle. My favourite quote from Wives was "After the Passover, do you think that Jesus Christ wanted to have a mocha choco latte with Judas? No!" :wub: I kind of hope she stays for a little while because I'd like to see if she's any different on this.

I think Danielle will do more to hopefully avoid being up as I like her for some reason. Charlotte is barmy, I think she's already my fave although Carol is nearly the same level for me. So pleased she finally came on BB :D best loose woman in history. Laurens a moody flump imo, what she said about Carol is a mirror image of her personality thus far. Ugh!

 

Ron GTFO, boring and by far the least interesting in there. I hope that isn't Courtney's actual voice, it's soo annoying :mellow:

I think I could grow to like Danielle, but she's just such a WTF housemate. Unless you're Irish, I don't think anybody's heard of her before.

You'd be REALLY hard pushed to find many Irish people who actually know who she is. She's not famous at all, despite what she might say. I think each 'wife' only got €150 per episode, and by all accounts TV3 haven't even paid them and the show was axed earlier this year. :lol:

You'd be REALLY hard pushed to find many Irish people who actually know who she is. She's not famous at all, despite what she might say. I think each 'wife' only got €150 per episode, and by all accounts TV3 haven't even paid them and the show was axed earlier this year. :lol:

So she's basically just about as skint as Abz, but can still afford to look good, and talk in a proper manner. :lol:

Just caught up on last night's show in time for tonight, I actually find Louie hilarious :lol: If a bit over the top, but hey that was to be expected.

 

Corrie woman is annoying (most famous housemate I think not).

 

Surprisingly really love Sophie! :lol:

 

Ron and Dustin seem really dull so far.

 

Lauren in the hood was like the spitting image of Gail Platt from Corrie (Someone I actually DO know from that show).

 

The rest seem alright so far.

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All this talk about Lauren's change, and her vagina is just VILE. Change the fucking subject. :manson:

I'm not watching it at the moment but surely it can't be worse than Charlotte shouting about her 'fairy flaps'?!

I'm not watching it at the moment but surely it can't be worse than Charlotte shouting about her 'fairy flaps'?!

They're asking how deep it is, and if she had a big dick. Just... stop. Ew.

I'd rather have talk of Lauren's deep parts that Charlotte going on about her habits.

 

I really do not get her at all.

Bored of this non event series already, just as all the other celebrity Channel 5 lame Celeb series. BYE.

This really is such a weak series, TBH. The only people I'm really interested in at all, or care about in the slightest are Carol and Sophie. Both amazing people. :wub:

 

re. Bal, because saying you've shat yourself and pissed yourself on several occasions is so much worse than talking about getting your dick transformed into a vagina... :/

This is fairly weak so far i agree :(

 

And yes Calum. I'd rather watch a show like this to hear more about people that i'd NEVER come across in real life rather than a randomer who i could see peeing herself on the local high street on a Saturday night (btw i was pretty mortified by Lauren's conversation too don't get me wrong :lol: but it was a major decision for her so i can see why she'd share the story with others). Lauren is the most fascinating person in there right now though and i just need to know more about her weird and wonderful life/ways.