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I think with a LadBaby rate it would be a case of giving them all negative points, and the closest to zero wins.
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I think we all knew who would be last, but this one might be a bit of a surprise! An early 2022 #1 for a British rapper with a popular sample:

 

#14: Buzzjack's rank of the 2022 #1s

 

Dave

Starlight

 

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Non-album single

Released: 3rd March 2022

Label: Dave / Neighbourhood Recordings

 

Chart Statistics

 

NE (17/03/2022) | 1-1-1-1-2-3-4-5-4-5-9-31-39-42-46-50-60-62-68-73-72-79-86-94-86-95-99-92-94-x

 

Quite the jump in points here, this has over 10x more points than #15!

POINTS: 280

highest: +14 [Y'all Starlight, !!!]

lowest: 0 [JackTheeStallion, Riser, WhoOdyssey, Lee_J11]

 

I’d have predicted Gayle 14th actually. Dave deserved higher IMO - one of the more tasteful uses of a sample lately.
Dave obviously should be higher imo but not exactly shocking that BuzzJack doesn't rate the UK rap hit very highly!

There is significantly worse than Dave still to come. Starlight is a decent song. Disappointing result.

 

At least LB being 200 points behind everything else is justice.

If I've got it right that there were 54 voters, that's an average of 0.44 per voter for LadBaby, whereas it's 5.19 per voter for Dave which puts his second last place in a little more context. If anything, I'm slightly surprised he and Gayle (and everyone else) have an average above 5, given the overall average should be 7, but I guess there won't be much between the next few.
This is the worst LadBaby for me definitely. I Love Sausage Rolls is just bizarre because it’s full of really cringeworthy innuendo.

 

Soon there’ll be enough material for a LadBaby rate hooray!

There already is with all the extra versions! :lol:

 

We Built This City

I Love Sausage Rolls

I Love Sausage Rolls (Swing Version)

Don’t Stop Me Eatin’

Don’t Stop Me Eatin’ (with Ronan Keating)

Sausage Rolls for Everyone (with Ed Sheeran & Elton John)

Sausage Rolls for Everyone (with The Food Bank Choir)

Food Aid

Food Aid (Karaoke Version)

Food Aid (feat. Bents Green School)

#101 in the Hottest 100 and now this, Dave really taking the L's today.
classic anti-rap Buzzjack putting Starlight below the diabolical ABCDEFU

Or people just have their own preferences and taste is subjective!

 

I like Dave generally but found "Starlight" so incredibly dull.

Yeah I don't really get the love for 'Starlight', I agree that it's a bit of a nothing song, no real hook or melody. There's Dave songs I do like but this certainly isn't one of them.
Not it getting a 'don't get the love' comment when it's literally come last excluding LadBaby. Poor Dave x
I do enjoy some of Dave's songs, but Starlight is a bit of a non song, I've heard it a good few times and I still don't remember how it goes. Saying that, it deserved to finish ahead of Gayle, that better be next x
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I think this is one of Lewis Capaldi's best singles, but most of you agreed with the title... 'Forget it'. Shame as its a good one but at least its not at the very bottom.

 

#13: Buzzjack’s rank of the 2022 #1s

 

Lewis Capaldi

Forget Me

 

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1st single from Broken By Desire To Be Heavenly Sent

Released: 9th September 2022

Label: Vertigo Berlin

 

Chart Statistics

 

NE (22/09/2022) | 1-2-3-3-3-3-6-4-6-16-19-29-49-60-67-91-...

 

Points: 298

Highest: +13 [WhoOdyssey, LiamSime]

Lowest: +1 [Alby, Jester, Ansel, Jade]

 

Dave song is fine, nothing particularly interesting but it's better than some of the other rap trash that's been in the charts (cough Central Cee/Ardee cough).

 

'Forget Me' is decent for me but I get the dislike cause of the over straining :lol:

Wow at the excellent 'Starlight' being below 'Forget Me' which is atrocious. Glad it's getting some vocal love in this thread though

 

Dave far too low ('Starlight' is not a top tier career highlight for me or anything but still good) - glad LadBaby and Lewis are bottom 3 though
Gayle's still worse than Lewis, but I can't complain at him being so low. He is still yet to record a song I even slightly like (and I'm not sure he will with his voice :puke:)

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