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BJSC 161

 

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Welcome to BJSC 161!! This is, um...Schmilly SchMcFarland. I'm the new mayor of Harmonica's beautiful capital city, Veronica. As mayor of Veronica, it's my personal priority that BJSC 161 is not just a success, but the greatest contest in BJSC history! As we speak, the city is being transformed before our eyes into a must-see destination, for an unforgettable experience you won't want to miss. Now I'm calling on all of you, VIPs of the BJSC world, to do your part in helping to make this the contest of a lifetime.

 

Here's what you need to do!

1. First and foremost: Submit your entry to BJSC 161! I don't want just any song. I want songs that are better than any song you've sent before. I need every country to be on their A-game. Their A+ game for that matter! It is my personal guarantee that this contest will have the best songs anyone has ever heard. See below for terms and conditions.

2. Promo: Please share BJSC 161 on all of your social media platforms. Reach out to the biggest influencers in your circle and give them content to share on their platforms. We need all of the Jenners, Hadids, and Biebers on board for a song contest of this caliber.

3. Invest: If you see the potential this contest has to be one of a kind, I need you to put your money where your mouth is. A minimum contribution of $500,000 to $1,000,000 from each country will go a long way in providing the best music, food, art, culture and entertainment this contest has ever seen. A link to our GoFundMe will be posted ASAP or you can wire money to me directly. Bitcoin is also greatly encouraged.

 

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

1. This contest will follow all standard policies and procedures, including the Rules of BJSC and BJSC Veto Framework. I want songs that people will love, but please don't get vetoed as this incurs costs that we cannot afford.

2. Mulgracia, New Lexico and Quintessa are not invited to BJSC 161 and will be greatly missed. However, I will still accept financial contributions from these countries and will personally ensure that it puts them back in good standing for BJSC 162.

3. The following artists are also not invited due to their success in BJSC 160: Misterwives, Karma Kid and Sam Quealy. As above, financial contributions are still accepted and will put them back in good standing for future appearances.

4. Refer to the list of songs that have already been sent to BJSC. Do not enter any song on this list. Again, you will be vetoed which costs us time and money.

5. Do not send the same artist you sent to BJSC 160. Again, vetoed, you know the drill.

6. As the winner of BJSC 160, Harmonica will automatically qualify for the finals, and will be required to vote in both semifinals. If there is an even number of participants, Utopia will also be awarded AQ privileges, as runners-up of BJSC 160. All other entries will be divided into two semifinals, with the top 20 of each semifinal qualifying for the finals.

 

Confirmation link: https://forms.gle/oSuMbrwXXCBosTLbA

Confirmation deadline: Thursday January 11th at 23:59 UK time.

 

What's that, you ask? How can I, Schmilly SchMcFarland, be mayor of Veronica? Well, I actually moved here in September of 2022. You know, to get away from some past mistakes. I'm proud to say I've moved on from that. They say history repeats itself if you don't learn from it. Don't worry, everything is in the good hands of me and my co-founder, Ra Jule.

 

Anyway, this thread will be updated in due course with the list of nations who have accepted their invitation. Trust me, your country wants to be on this list. Stay tuned. Peace out. ✌

 

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Abeltesfayeton

Aelandor

Aeroche

Aesthetica

Altyr Muunilinst

Ben's Sanctuary

Bøtanikkä

Bronzil

Buzzjack Mountain

Cadelicia

Conoria

Cor Lupus

Cumulonimbia

Danæviia

Dobago

East Rukahavian

Eastovka

FARC

Fljótavík

FSR Rontvia

Greenfroze

Harmonica

Hendinia

Jadakissnia

Jupiterdonia

Kathaldazia

Kluminican Republic

Land of DW

Lookylion

Lotunia

Neliönoir

Niceland

Ojnoj

Pagasa

Persephonia

Pestolia

POPHub

Ramrynia

Republic of Adonia

Rolloland

Scotland 2

Séyetana

Singerpurear

Skall

Sombrero

Sovarasma

Summericia

Taahino

Terra Avium

The Spodic Empire

Thelonia

Trifoski

Utopia

Varakë

Wholune

Yehesi

Zanmatony

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Confirmed :jump:

 

(I somehow didn't twig what the OP was referring to until the reference to Ja Rule lmao)

2nd instrumental entry (and I think our 2nd longest too) has been decided.

Edited by Cow P

I am still VERY VERY torn so I'm going with the song I most recently got into and if it gets taken I'll go with the other song I most recently got into (which will DNQ but it's the thought that counts)

 

All I will say is that someone will be punching the air this contest

Artist / song clashes so far continuing to play out as a self parody. Yes, it's all the same countries as always. xx

 

(we had a second clash just after the last post)

Just sent one I’ve been loving the past few weeks, fingers crossed it goes through but I’ve got a back up if needed
I have a feeling someone tried to get my song and I beat them to it and that brings me a small bit of joy :teresa:
I have a feeling someone tried to get my song and I beat them to it and that brings me a small bit of joy :teresa:

 

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