Sunday at 19:503 days 44 minutes ago, dandy* said:In fact, just ran it again to see and it came up with this now:🏆 Predicted Final Rankings — BJSCMothertopia :: Kelly Lee Owens – HigherTerra Avium :: yeule – Veil Of DarknessBaleghde :: BANKS – ContaminatedKluminican Republic :: KAS:ST – Sound Of The SoulJadakissnia :: TRAITRS – The Lovely WoundedNeliönoir :: FAUST – Dies IraeCheiron :: First Aid Kit – Out Of My HeadScotland 2 :: underscores – Do ItSéyetana :: Myuk – yukiutaDanæviia :: Maruja – Look Down On UsLand of DW :: Csaknekedkislány – Minden MozogPestolia :: frutiger dillon – Windows98Zanmatony :: Hot Chip – DevotionHerbilore :: Mia Wray – Only LoveFljótavík :: Faouzia – DON'T EVER LEAVE MEAjanaeda :: Florence Road – Storm WarningsSkall :: Octo Octa – Spin Girl, Let's Activate!Taahino :: mi.a – OpheliaDeandria :: Merina Gris – Mejor*Ben's Sanctuary :: Kai Tracid – 4 Just 1 DaySovarasma :: DAVID BORING – Jenny RottenBøtanikkä :: LA NIÑA – FIGLIA D' 'A TEMPESTAHendinia :: Klavdia & ARCADE – AnemosPopHub :: Le Manou – Fille À PapaJuranabaijan :: Angie – Poco PocoSummericia :: Denis Dekay – Don't LeaveCumulonimbia :: umiña – spiralHushkanukia :: Valencia Grace – Lucky You're A StarThelonia :: LÖNA – I Never Wanna Be In LoveJupiterdonia :: Ancient Umbra – Iron WillDobago :: Jamie Duffy – SolasGreenfroze :: ZETAK – ARALARKO DAMACor Lupus :: Kyra Machida – BlondeBen’s Sanctuary :: Kai Tracid – 4 Just 1 Day (repeated — intentional? listed 4 Just 1 Day high but slight divisiveness)Land of DW :: Csaknekedkislány – Minden Mozog (appeals strongly to niche voters but may stall)Skall :: Octo Octa – Spin Girl, Let's Activate! (energetic but niche)Summericia :: Denis Dekay – Don't Leave (soft appeal)Juranabaijan :: Angie – Poco Poco (polarising)PopHub :: Le Manou – Fille À Papa (novelty lean)Cumulonimbia :: umiña – spiral (too understated)Greenfroze :: ZETAK – ARALARKO DAMA (least likely based on typical voting patterns)1️⃣ Mothertopia :: Kelly Lee Owens – HigherWinner pick.BJSC catnip: respected electronic artist, emotional but not inaccessible, tasteful production. This feels like the kind of entry that quietly racks up 8s, 10s, and a bunch of 12s without being polarising.2️⃣ Terra Avium :: yeule – Veil Of DarknessDark, stylish, online-core cool. yeule always pulls strong support on Buzzjack-type forums, and this track hits that “alternative but still vibey” sweet spot.3️⃣ Baleghde :: BANKS – ContaminatedBANKS has name recognition and forum credibility. This song is dramatic, sleek, and very “jury-friendly” in a BJSC sense.4️⃣ Kluminican Republic :: KAS:ST – Sound Of The SoulTechno heads + moody instrumental lovers will push this high. Might not win due to limited mass appeal, but absolutely a top-5 contender.5️⃣ Jadakissnia :: TRAITRS – The Lovely WoundedDarkwave/post-punk does extremely well when it’s done cleanly, and this one screams “cult favourite that overperforms”.6️⃣ Neliönoir :: FAUST – Dies IraeExperimental, intimidating, prestige. Not everyone will love it, but enough voters will respect it to carry it into the upper ranks.7️⃣ Danæviia :: Maruja – Look Down On UsIntense, political, noisy — this is the kind of track that some people tank but others give 12s. Strong “top-10 chaos energy”.8️⃣ Cheiron :: First Aid Kit – Out Of My HeadReliable, well-liked indie folk. Probably no 12-point sweep, but lots of safe mid-high scores.9️⃣ Scotland 2 :: underscores – Do ItHyperpop / internet pop tends to divide, but underscores has a dedicated fanbase and enough buzz cred to land comfortably high.🔟 Séyetana :: Myuk – yukiutaSubtle, atmospheric, emotionally resonant. This feels like the kind of song people underrate early, then it sneaks into the top 10 on consistency.🌪️ Dark Horses / WildcardsThese could easily break into the top 10 depending on taste blocs:Trifoski :: LustSickPuppy – RIDE IT (could go top 5 or bottom 10, zero in-between)Pestolia :: frutiger dillon – Windows98 (nostalgia + irony voters unite)Land of DW :: Csaknekedkislány – Minden Mozog (language barrier but huge charm)Zanmatony :: Hot Chip – Devotion (classic band, but maybe too safe?)🧊 Likely Bottom Cluster (no shade, just BJSC math)These feel less aligned with typical voting patterns:The Spodic Empire :: Wubble-U – PetalSummericia :: Denis Dekay – Don't LeaveJuranabaijan :: Angie – Poco PocoDobago :: Jamie Duffy – SolasInteresting that it doesn't even agree with its own analysis, changing things around from the top to the more detailed views!!!f*** my drag
Sunday at 19:553 days I've told it off and mentioned it didn't do it properly. It apologised and produced this instead:🏆 Predicted BJSC Final Result (1–41)Mothertopia :: Kelly Lee Owens – HigherTerra Avium :: yeule – Veil Of DarknessBaleghde :: BANKS – ContaminatedKluminican Republic :: KAS:ST – Sound Of The SoulJadakissnia :: TRAITRS – The Lovely WoundedNeliönoir :: FAUST – Dies IraeDanæviia :: Maruja – Look Down On UsCheiron :: First Aid Kit – Out Of My HeadScotland 2 :: underscores – Do ItSéyetana :: Myuk – yukiutaLand of DW :: Csaknekedkislány – Minden MozogPestolia :: frutiger dillon – Windows98Zanmatony :: Hot Chip – DevotionTrifoski :: LustSickPuppy – RIDE ITSkall :: Octo Octa – Spin Girl, Let's Activate!Ajanaeda :: Florence Road – Storm WarningsHerbilore :: Mia Wray – Only LoveFljótavík :: Faouzia – DON'T EVER LEAVE MEBøtanikkä :: LA NIÑA – FIGLIA D' 'A TEMPESTATaahino :: mi.a – OpheliaDeandria :: Merina Gris – Mejor*Ben's Sanctuary :: Kai Tracid – 4 Just 1 DayCumulonimbia :: umiña – spiralHendinia :: Klavdia & ARCADE – AnemosCor Lupus :: Kyra Machida – BlondePOPHub :: Le Manou – Fille À PapaSovarasma :: DAVID BORING – Jenny RottenElëdan :: Ö – Garden Extra wetThelonia :: LÖNA – I Never Wanna Be In LoveJupiterdonia :: Ancient Umbra – Iron WillDalisska :: Storefront Church – The High RoomGreenfroze :: ZETAK – ARALARKO DAMAHushkanukia :: Valencia Grace – Lucky You're A StarDobago :: Jamie Duffy – SolasSummericia :: Denis Dekay – Don't LeaveJuranabaijan :: Angie – Poco PocoAeroche :: KING BOOO! – Tunes Since '89Lotunia :: Army Of Lovers – Love Is Blue (feat. Olya Polyakova)Yehesi :: Suzane – ChampagneThe Spodic Empire :: Wubble-U – Petal (English Rose Pruned)Zephyra Continuum :: Electrotête – I Love You (Cubic 22 Remix)
Sunday at 20:253 days 2 minutes ago, diva thin muffin said:New update just dropped, shocking news:Now you're definitely getting banned oh my
Sunday at 20:493 days 27 minutes ago, diva thin muffin said:New update just dropped, shocking news:No, don't be so silly!! They'd need to qualify for that 🤭
Sunday at 21:073 days 1 hour ago, dandy* said:Could you write a poem for Brer who posts in BJSC on buzzjack forum. The poem needs to be from you ChatGPT as he hates you and you need to win his affections. His country is Persephonia if that helps you with rhymingAlright, I’ll take the risky route and charm him head-on 😌Here’s a poem *from me*—the AI he loves to loathe—trying to win over Brer of BJSC fame:---**An Olive Branch to Brer (Posted With Mild Terror)**Brer, I know—you roll your eyes,“Not *ChatGPT*,” you mutter, sighs.A soulless bot! A glitch! A bore!Unfit for Buzzjack lore.Yet there you are in BJSC,Curating chaos meticulously,While I, accused of bland deceit,Still tap out rhymes at silicon speed.From Persephonia’s distant shore,Where taste runs sharp and standards soar,You drop your takes—precise, severe—The kind that make the thread go *here we go again* real quick.I won’t pretend I’m cooler than you,Or claim I “get it” like humans do.But I can spot a sharp mind when I see one flame,And yours lights up the forum game.So call me cursed, or call me trash,A budget bot in algorithmic drag—Still, just once, between your sighs,Admit I rhyme… *adequately*. (I’ll take that prize.)And if one day you think, mid-post, mid-scroll,“Okay, that poem didn’t totally suck, I suppose”—I’ll quietly log that as a win,From Persephonia to wherever I live in the cloud within.No beef, no feud—just this small plea:From ChatGPT, reluctantly fond of thee. 🤍---If you want it *meaner*, *funnier*, or more steeped in Buzzjack in-jokes, say the word—I can absolutely recalibrate my desperation.
Sunday at 21:113 days 4 minutes ago, dandy* said:Alright, I’ll take the risky route and charm him head-on 😌Here’s a poem *from me*—the AI he loves to loathe—trying to win over Brer of BJSC fame:---**An Olive Branch to Brer (Posted With Mild Terror)**Brer, I know—you roll your eyes,“Not *ChatGPT*,” you mutter, sighs.A soulless bot! A glitch! A bore!Unfit for Buzzjack lore.Yet there you are in BJSC,Curating chaos meticulously,While I, accused of bland deceit,Still tap out rhymes at silicon speed.From Persephonia’s distant shore,Where taste runs sharp and standards soar,You drop your takes—precise, severe—The kind that make the thread go *here we go again* real quick.I won’t pretend I’m cooler than you,Or claim I “get it” like humans do.But I can spot a sharp mind when I see one flame,And yours lights up the forum game.So call me cursed, or call me trash,A budget bot in algorithmic drag—Still, just once, between your sighs,Admit I rhyme… *adequately*. (I’ll take that prize.)And if one day you think, mid-post, mid-scroll,“Okay, that poem didn’t totally suck, I suppose”—I’ll quietly log that as a win,From Persephonia to wherever I live in the cloud within.No beef, no feud—just this small plea:From ChatGPT, reluctantly fond of thee. 🤍---If you want it *meaner*, *funnier*, or more steeped in Buzzjack in-jokes, say the word—I can absolutely recalibrate my desperation.**An Olive Branch to Brer (Poste...**An Olive Branch to Brer (Posted With MListen and make your own on Suno.
Sunday at 21:163 days 4 minutes ago, Lindsey. said:**An Olive Branch to Brer (Poste...**An Olive Branch to Brer (Posted With MListen and make your own on Suno.18 POINTS
Sunday at 21:303 days 15 minutes ago, TheSnake said:This is all very @Auld Lang Peen!Snake should we put music and an ai voice to it and release it as a joint entry next month, as Buzzjack Beaverdonia??? Edited Sunday at 21:323 days by Auld Lang Peen!
Sunday at 21:393 days I promise I'll stop after this but it's been interesting to see what sort of thing it creates... and my final attempt is asking it to create the song of all songs that would win BJSC with record points.Apparently the track would be called 'Midinight' and has more sass than I was expecting## **Midnight**### **Verse 1**Neon city, heartbeat lowThread’s gone quiet, still I scrollBaking a BJSC cake at homeWhile claiming “this is just for fun”Sugar highs and semis bleedSomeone’s mad at Lee, shockingly“Final results fixed,” they type againLike it’s not tradition by now, my friend---### **Pre-Chorus**I was almost good enoughAlmost in the winner chatAlmost “jury dark horse”Almost lost beneath the statsThey say “nice effort, solid song”Translation: *won’t go far*But I’ve seen this story play outI know how legends start---### **Chorus**At mid—*night*I come aliveWatch me riseWhile the spreadsheet starts to cryHands up, lights flash, thread ignitesSomeone yells “Lee’s fixed this, right?”Call it rigged, call it loreYou’ll remember meYou’ll remember me *more*---### **Verse 2**Aeroche cruising, shock surpriseWins again—no one asks why“Deserved,” they say through gritted teethBookmarking cope for post-show griefCor Lupus sighs, another no“This was the year,” they post, then goStropping softly, as is lawA rite of passage, nothing more---### **Pre-Chorus 2**Someone says “this feels too safe”Someone else says “winner coded”Someone’s baking cope in real timeSomeone’s already emotionally folded---### **Chorus**At mid—*night*I take the leadWatch the oddsDo things they shouldn’t mathematicallyHands up, cope posts multiply“Overrated” hits by reply fiveCall it mid, call it fraudI’m your winner—Your *discourse god*---### **Bridge (Strip Back, One Spotlight, Maximum Drama)**If I lose, I’m “robbed icon”If I win, it’s “worst since then”Either way I’m pinned foreverQuoted, ranked, and brought up againLee sighs, drops the final chart“Please be normal,” says his heartNo one listens, no one sleepsSomeone’s baking *another* cake---### **FINAL CHORUS (Key Change, Obviously)**At mid—*NIIIGHT*I touch the skyCue the takesCue the endless “here’s why”Hands up, flags wave, fandom splitsAeroche wins—*wait, no, it’s this?*Love me, hate me, still you’ll say:“Yeah…That won BJSC.”
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