Wednesday at 21:574 days Voted! That was brutal, the standard of my commiserations alone is very high.p.s. Rich brought this to my attention:the impact of just this contest for discovering my artist at the moment
Wednesday at 22:014 days Voted as well, and had 7 commiserates!!!Too many too hype but any of my top 15 to do the washing please!!!
Wednesday at 22:164 days 11 minutes ago, 152chris said:can someone explain mum does the washing to me pls 🥺The world according to your mum doing the washingCapitalismYour mum does the washing, you pay her a dollarYou get her to do your mate's washing, your mate pays you fifty dollarsCommunismYour mum does the washing, you do the washingEvery night, you salute a picture of your dadSocialismYour mum does the washing, you do the cookingEverybody is happy, in theoryFeudalismYour mum does the washing and pays you taxColonialismYou barge into your mum's roomClaim you discovered your mum's roomDump all your dirty clothes on the floorFascismYour mum does the washingAnd you are obsessed with her noseLiberalismYou watch your mum do the washingAnd you feel really, really bad"Something must be done" you saySomething may or may not get doneLibertarianismYour mum does the washingYou believe you did the washingReligionYour mum does the washingYou thank godAtheismYour mum does the washingYou make a twelve-part YouTube video demanding peer-reviewed evidenceThat she did, in fact, do the washingZionismYou shoved your mum into the washing machineAnd the spinning made her dizzyAnd that dizziness made her vomitAnd you point to that vomit and call it antisemitismAmericanismYour mum does the washingIt's in the constitutionEnd of discussionMansplainingYour mum does the washingYou tell her how best to do the washingYou have never done the washingSame-sex marriageYour mums do the washingPatriarchyYour mum doesn't existThe washing is mysteriously doneTERFismYour mum doesn't want your other mum doing the washingBecause of like, genitals and stuffPollingThere is a seventy perfect chanceYou will do the washing on Saturday nightCome Sunday morningIt was one-hundred percent done by your mumAfricanismYou go to Benny's houseBenny's mum does the washingYou ask your mum why she doesn't do the washingYou do not survive the nightFeminismYour mum insists you grow up and do your own washingWhite feminismYour mum hired a woman of color to do the washingMale feminismThe one time I did the washingI told everyone I did the washingI blogged about itBragged about itTook a selfieInsta storyWent on TVWon an OscarWent on FortniteDid a danceI am an allyHashtag metooEgalitarianismThe one time you did the washingIs proof it's all equal and no one needs feminism anymoreHip-hopEveryday I'm hustlingEveryday I'm hustlingWhen I bring the basketMama puts the washing inNarcissismYou look good in the clothes your mum washedSurrealismThe washing does your mumHope that explains it x
Thursday at 11:414 days Voted! Two songs I voted for in the semi didn't manage to get points in the final, sorry about that xo
Thursday at 19:334 days 2 minutes ago, elgornio said:Mother has voted!!SF2 was insanely strong in comparison to SF1 lolIt was mid.
Friday at 16:133 days On 01/04/2026 at 15:16, Bror said:The world according to your mum doing the washingCapitalismYour mum does the washing, you pay her a dollarYou get her to do your mate's washing, your mate pays you fifty dollarsCommunismYour mum does the washing, you do the washingEvery night, you salute a picture of your dadSocialismYour mum does the washing, you do the cookingEverybody is happy, in theoryFeudalismYour mum does the washing and pays you taxColonialismYou barge into your mum's roomClaim you discovered your mum's roomDump all your dirty clothes on the floorFascismYour mum does the washingAnd you are obsessed with her noseLiberalismYou watch your mum do the washingAnd you feel really, really bad"Something must be done" you saySomething may or may not get doneLibertarianismYour mum does the washingYou believe you did the washingReligionYour mum does the washingYou thank godAtheismYour mum does the washingYou make a twelve-part YouTube video demanding peer-reviewed evidenceThat she did, in fact, do the washingZionismYou shoved your mum into the washing machineAnd the spinning made her dizzyAnd that dizziness made her vomitAnd you point to that vomit and call it antisemitismAmericanismYour mum does the washingIt's in the constitutionEnd of discussionMansplainingYour mum does the washingYou tell her how best to do the washingYou have never done the washingSame-sex marriageYour mums do the washingPatriarchyYour mum doesn't existThe washing is mysteriously doneTERFismYour mum doesn't want your other mum doing the washingBecause of like, genitals and stuffPollingThere is a seventy perfect chanceYou will do the washing on Saturday nightCome Sunday morningIt was one-hundred percent done by your mumAfricanismYou go to Benny's houseBenny's mum does the washingYou ask your mum why she doesn't do the washingYou do not survive the nightFeminismYour mum insists you grow up and do your own washingWhite feminismYour mum hired a woman of color to do the washingMale feminismThe one time I did the washingI told everyone I did the washingI blogged about itBragged about itTook a selfieInsta storyWent on TVWon an OscarWent on FortniteDid a danceI am an allyHashtag metooEgalitarianismThe one time you did the washingIs proof it's all equal and no one needs feminism anymoreHip-hopEveryday I'm hustlingEveryday I'm hustlingWhen I bring the basketMama puts the washing inNarcissismYou look good in the clothes your mum washedSurrealismThe washing does your mumHope that explains it xokay but why is that giving “this glass is half full, this glass is half empty” from tiktok and Instagram 😂
Friday at 16:593 days BuzzjackismYour mum does the washing using the critically acclaimed washing powder, but the dirty stain on your clothes doesn't go awayIjbolismYour mum does the washing without using washing liquid/powder and hoping the clothes wash themselves anyway
Friday at 17:143 days Cor LupusismYour mum always does the washingThis week you are sure she's not going to do the washingShe does the washingYou are grateful for your mum doing the washingThere's a small stain left on one of your shirtsYou are ungrateful for your mum doing the washing
Friday at 18:483 days Crippling Alcoholism TrifoskismYou don't need no man, do the wash, do the wash, mum
Saturday at 06:332 days 13 hours ago, Bror said:Cor LupusismYour mum always does the washingThis week you are sure she's not going to do the washingShe does the washingYou are grateful for your mum doing the washingThere's a small stain left on one of your shirtsYou are ungrateful for your mum doing the washingProof that people do vote on the song here and not on the poster who sends them
Saturday at 08:522 days On 01/04/2026 at 23:16, Bror said:ZionismYou shoved your mum into the washing machineAnd the spinning made her dizzyAnd that dizziness made her vomitAnd you point to that vomit and call it antisemitismOn 01/04/2026 at 23:16, Bror said:MansplainingYour mum does the washingYou tell her how best to do the washingYou have never done the washingOn 01/04/2026 at 23:16, Bror said:Male feminismThe one time I did the washingI told everyone I did the washingI blogged about itBragged about itTook a selfieInsta storyWent on TVWon an OscarWent on FortniteDid a danceI am an allyThe absolute best ones
Saturday at 10:022 days Existentialism: Voting for the existential preachy banger from Deandria (maybe followed by wondering why they aren't doing so well in the results)
Yesterday at 07:171 day Hendiniaism: your mum has all week to do the washing, she does it at 23:59 on SundayBuzzJackism: you watch your mum do the washing, you get excited every time the temperature reaches a new peak. You keep a list of which washing items reached which peaks and hope one day somebody else will be interested in it.
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