Oh, yeah, we all love a good rate :unsure:

 

01 Amelia 7/10 - Verses good, chorus a bit iffy and strained. I did it enjoy it, but probably only enjoyed it loads because I really wanted to love it.

02 Jonny 5/10 - 1.5 for vocals, 3.5 for humour. I just kinda sat there shaking my head and laughing. It's exactly how I see Mikey doing a performance, if he were to go on X Factor.

Amelia Lily, I'll give an 8. She's very good but it was a poor song choice. Should have had Pink like we've all been saying all day. We knew that Louis would do this to Johnny. I'm giving it a 3. He could easily have been taken a bit more seriously but Louis can't see it. I'm with Gary on this one.

This is 3 f***ing hours long?! I have had relationships that have lasted longer than that.

 

I imagine you have but I would not call them relationships.

Lets just get the better acts on, this show is dragging on too long already.

This is such a typical Louis choice. And fuck me this is utter dross. It's like something Alcazar rejected for being too camp when drunk and HIGH.

 

Vocals, my god they were the most tragic bit of all. I haven't subjected myself to Cher recently, but iirc that was entirely out of tune.

 

Silas rates - Wk1

 

Amelia - 6/10

Johnny - 0/10

 

It's exactly how I see Mikey doing a performance, if he were to go on X Factor.

 

I can do camp when I'm drunk :D

 

Getting your head shaved is not f***ing brave. Some people need to learn about a thing called perspective.

OMG THIS BAND IS TRAGIC.

 

I wanted them to be amazing but honestly I want to DIE.

I imagine you have but I would not call them relationships.

Lets just get the better acts on, this show is dragging on too long already.

Ha! Well, you are probably right.

 

And yes, it IS dragging already!

Love Superbass but this is a trainwreck they cannot rap and should have just sung.

Now here is a GENUINELY ABYSMAL performance. What a mess. Hate the arrangement, the dodgy rapping, they don't harmonise well together at all either.

 

Awful.

This is terrible but I'm LOVING IT, as has been the theme for all the perfs thus far.

This is actually really good! :o

They looked a bit bored during that performance, naff performance 3/10

Oh, yeah, we all love a good rate :unsure:

 

01 Amelia 7/10 - Verses good, chorus a bit iffy and strained. I did it enjoy it, but probably only enjoyed it loads because I really wanted to love it.

02 Rhythmix 6/10 - Better than I expected. It was a bit messy, and the harmonies were off - but there was something weirdly enjoyable about it.

02 Jonny 5/10 - 1.5 for vocals, 3.5 for humour. I just kinda sat there shaking my head and laughing. It's exactly how I see Mikey doing a performance, if he were to go on X Factor.

 

Rhythmix - Horrible visions of Belle Amie doing Airplanes last year, but MUCH worse. I really wanted to like this, I really did, but that was horrible. Completely the wrong song choice. Sorry girls, I like you, I don't like your singing. 2/10

 

Rate Store

Amelia 6/10

Johnny 5/10

Rhythmix 2/10

Rhythmix - I like it, but I nowhere near loved it. Not a big fan of the song really to begin with but they did a fair job of it I think. 6/10

 

Amelia Lily - 7.5/10

Johnny Robinson - 6/10

Rhythmix - 6/10

That was absolutely dreadful. It was part generic girlband performance and part aurally offensive 'rap'. :puke:

 

Rates oh-eleven

6.5 Amelia Lily - Billie Jean

2.0 Johnny Robinson - Believe

1.0 Rhythmix - Super Bass

For a little bit of that performance, Tulisa and I were smoking the same thing. Then they wrecked it with the attempt to rap and poor harmonising.

 

Silas rates - Wk1

 

Amelia - 6/10

Rhythmix - 4/10

Johnny - 0/10

Frankie's 'singing' is painful :drama:

Rhythmix - Very mixed performance. Parts of their vocals sounded very good like Jade and the blonde girl, but the rap was terrible and the harmonies in the chorus were off mostly, especially when the girl with the red hair starting to sing with them. - 5.5/10.0

 

Rates:

Amelia - 7.0

Rhythmix - 5.5

Johnny Robinson - 3.5