Every James Blegh song sounds like an Ed Sheeran knock off and I'm not here for that

pirates of the sea- wolves of the sea (eurovision entry)

 

This should NEVER be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of bad Eurovision entries.

 

Especially since the Latvian entry (and nearly every UK entry in the 21st century, while we're there) that succeeded it was orders of magnitude worse.

i'm not sure how, " it's Chico time" ever quite made it.

 

terrible, terrible song

 

" who let the dogs out?"

 

call on me by erric prydz- never quite took to it

 

the ketchup song

 

the JCB song (does anyone remember that?)

 

why everyone loved that... no idea

 

now 1 you may not have heard of:

 

i am a taxi driver by dr bombay (just, why)

 

hmm can i think of any others

 

cheeky holiday by the cheeky girls (not just because it's a cover, but because it was a waste of time)

 

pirates of the sea- wolves of the sea (eurovision entry)

 

and talking of eurovision entries, " flying the flag" comes pretty close to being bad

 

These are all terrible

 

But we all KNOW what is the worst ever

no.

 

anymore of your lies, I'll remove you from the single ladies and buffycharm ya reet off the seet.

Lerrr!!

These are all terrible

 

But we all KNOW what is the worst ever

would've thought you'd be the type to like Who Let The Dogs Out <_<

 

That and Call On Me = :music:

I've always said it but novelty songs are meant to be crap and no one takes them seriously. It's shite like Nickelback's Rockstar that gets my ire.

This could be one of the worst song ever, the only good thing about this is the instrumental (I need to find out what this instrumental riddim is called)

 

I remember seeing this on Channel U a lot back in the day :lol:

 

 

 

This one by the same artist is better than the other song mentioned earlier but still is quite shit apart from the instrumental that samples "Talkin Da Hardest" by Giggs which is really good.

 

Moves Like Jagger :puke2:

This by far is the worst song ever. And yet somehow, in the deep midsts of the summer of 2000, this was a TOP 3 SINGLE. Shame on you all, Great Britain. I know he's on EastEnders now but he should never be allowed to forget this Lidl attempt at being Will Smith he inflicted on us. Nor should StarGate for producing it either come to think of it.

 

Meh, the followup was worse.

 

What were you thinking, Andy Cole?

 

 

The worst song ever in my opinion is Bodyrox ft Luciana -Yeah Yeah. Just dreadful vocals, really really annoying.

 

Flip and Fill ft Karen Parry - Discoland was pretty bad too as was Cascada's version of Truly Madly Deeply. Madison Avenue - Dont Call Me Baby as well because of those cringeworthy lyrics 'Behind my smile lies my IQ' :puke2: and the tone of the vocalist's voice. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet I find really annoying too.

 

This decade I would say Dawin - Dessert istechnically the worst, although my least favourite by far would be Chris Malinchak - So Good To Me, such a dull monotone song with Shift K3y's Touch not far behind.

Edited September 21, 20169 yr by TheSnake

Discoland yes that was very bad, inferior to 'The Logical Song' just sounds very high-pitched too much for me.

 

 

Any song ever written by Goldie Lookin' Chain of which staggeringly 5 singles made UK Top 40, 3 Top 20 and 1 Top 5. :blink:

 

Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do was one of the worst #3 "hits" of all time! :puke2:

 

Get the puke bucket ready, you're going to need it.

 

Edited October 4, 20169 yr by awardinary

This utter horror probably ranks firmly in my top 5:

 

 

errrrr no, that is a classic <3 (Also Guns Don't Kill People... *.*)

Edited October 18, 20169 yr by Chez Wombat

The music is good - I don't mind a bit of Flip and Fill style eurotrance but that vocal :puke2:

 

 

 

 

NO. :wub: