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+25 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+24 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+23 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+22 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+21 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+20 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+19 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+18 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+17 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+16 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+15 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+14 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+13 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+12 Eamon - F**k it (I Don't Want You Back) (2004)

+11 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+10 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+9 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+8 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+7 Westlife - Queen of My Heart (2001)

+6 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+5 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+4 Chico - It's Chico Time (2006)

+3 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+2 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+1 Akon - Lonely (2005)

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+3 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+21 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+5 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+1 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+25 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+10 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+4 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+9 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+24 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+12 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+13 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+11 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+20 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+14 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+19 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+18 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+17 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+16 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+2 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+7 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+23 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+8 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+6 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+22 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+15 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+25 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+24 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+23 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+22 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+21 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+20 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+19 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+18 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+17 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+16 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+15 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+14 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+13 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+12 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+11 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+10 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+9 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+8 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+7 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+6 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+5 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+4 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+3 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+2 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+1 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

 

The bottom two were both No.1 in my personal chart, Eternal Flame being a favourite that I don't feel should be here! I don't mind the covers by A1 and 911, and Changes I don't mind either. The rest up I can't say I would ever choose to listen to but the top two are particularly offensive, two of my least favourite songs ever. And I Feel You must be one of the most forgettable No.1s ever, it fully deserves its place here for being so bland.

 

Melodically The Millennium Prayer is bearable - Saint Etienne chopped it up and sampled it on their single Her Winter Coat last year and it actually works really well, but the concept of the original is so awful, even though it was clearly commercial gold.

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Atomic Kitten do stick out as an odd inclusion here tbh. It's not out of this world amazing or anything but among the worst #1's to be included seems a bit random.

+25 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+24 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+23 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+22 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+21 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+20 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+19 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+18 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+17 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+16 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+15 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+14 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+13 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+12 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+11 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+10 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+9 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+8 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+7 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+6 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+5 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+4 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+3 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+2 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+1 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

 

I went to the trouble of seeing how these did in my charts, Peter Andre to Eamon all went top 10 and I don't care who knows it :P Everything from Eminem to Chico charted in lower and lower places. +18's and above failed to chart, and I'm really easy to please. Friends say I'm a musical slag, I go with anything, but even I have limits and it's saying something that I'd rather hear Crazy Frog than the ones above it..... :lol:

 

and oh, bland is way better than annoying or awful in my book, and I rather like the Peter Andre track :teresa: :lol:

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Who put Baby Cakes on here :hitler:

Don’t forget there’s the great honour of finishing 25th and proving all the haters wrong up for grabs here! :D

Not that Babycakes is currently 25th. :P

Who put Baby Cakes on here :hitler:

 

Pretty sure I nominated it :teresa: You're welcome! Just refreshed my memory of the video and oh yeah, The Carry On movies would have dreamed of getting away with innuendo that blatant. Just perfect for impressionable young kids growing up thinking a bit of tuneless drum n bass means fresh cream buns and girls flaunting at the camera :lol: I grant you, not as blatant as the stuff these days and no rude words, so I guess it would come out of it smelling of raspberry cream buns in comparison.

 

I still don't like it though, oops! :teresa:

 

 

+25 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+24 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+23 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+22 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+21 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+20 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+19 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+18 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+17 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+16 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+15 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+14 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+13 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+12 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+11 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+10 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+09 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+08 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+07 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+06 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+05 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+04 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+03 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+02 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+01 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

 

 

 

+25 Axel F

+24 Changes

+23 Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh

+22 Gym and Tonic

+21 We Will Rock You

+20 The Millennium Prayer

+19 FURB (F*** You Right Back)

+18 Queen of My Heart

+17 Baby Cakes

+16 A Little Bit More

 

+15 Against All Odds

+14 I Feel You

+13 You Needed Me

+12 Forever Love

+11 It’s Chico Time

+10 Be Faithful

+9 Crossroads

+8 With a Little Help from My Friends

+7 Just Lose It

+6 Eternal Flame

+5 Take On Me

+4 The Long and Winding Road

+3 Lonely

+2 F*** It (I Don’t Want You Back)

+1 Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)

 

Would only actively listen to Eamon and Oxide & Neutrino from these

 

 

+25 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004) :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: (Did I get it right, most points to the song I hate most? I just want to make sure this is noted as the worst).

+24 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004) :puke2: :puke2:

+23 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+22 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+21 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+20 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+19 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+18 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+17 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+16 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+15 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+14 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+13 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+12 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+11 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+10 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+09 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+08 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+07 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+06 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+05 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+04 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+03 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+02 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+01 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

 

+25 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+24 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+23 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+22 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+21 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+20 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+19 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+18 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+17 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+16 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+15 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+14 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+13 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+12 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+11 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+10 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+09 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+08 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+07 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+06 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+05 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+04 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+03 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+02 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+01 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

 

This is certainly a horrible set of songs and most of them are worthy of 25 points but some of them have to end up towards the bottom of my list. Listening to We Will Rock You for the first time in many years, I don't think it's too bad and Brian and Roger played on it so it gets the one point and as the Teletubbies song makes me smile, that gets the two.

 

25 - Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful

24 - 911 - A Little Bit More

23 - Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends

22 - Chico - It's Chico Time

21 - Eminem - Just Lose It

20 - Peter Andre - I Feel You

19 - Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds

18 - Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road

17 - Gary Barlow - Forever Love

16 - Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame

15 - Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)

14 - A1 - Take On Me

13 - Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back)

12 - Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back)

11 - Akon - Lonely

10 - Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads

9 - Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes

8 - Spacedust - Gym And Tonic

7 - 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes

6 - Crazy Frog - Axel F

5 - Westlife - Queen Of My Heart

4 - Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer

3 - Boyzone - You Needed Me

2 - Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!”

1 - Five & Queen - We Will Rock You

I'd probably rank Be Faithful as one of the top 20 number ones of this period!

 

+25 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999) [worst]

24 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

23 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

22 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

21 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

20 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

19 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

18 Akon - Lonely (2005)

17 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

16 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

15 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

14 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

13 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

12 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

11 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

10 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

9 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

8 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

7 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

6 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

5 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

4 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

3 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

2 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

1 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

 

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Abject

+25 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+24 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+23 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+22 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+21 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

 

Terrible

+20 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+19 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+18 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+17 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+16 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

 

Weak

+15 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+14 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+13 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+12 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+11 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

 

Pffffft

+10 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+9 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+8 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+7 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+6 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

 

Inoffensive

+5 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+4 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+3 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+2 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+1 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+25 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+24 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+23 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+22 Akon - Lonely (2005)

+21 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+20 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+19 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+18 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+17 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+16 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+15 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+14 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+13 A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+12 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+11 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+10 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+9 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+8 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+7 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+6 Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+5 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999) but would have been higher with other tracks

+4 Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+3 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+2 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+1 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

 

+25 - Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004)

+24 - Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

+23 - Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996)

+22 - Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000)

+21 - Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002)

+20 - Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996)

+19 - Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

+18 - Chico - It’s Chico Time (2006)

+17 - Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say “Eh-Oh!” (1997)

+16 - Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001)

+15 - Blazin’ Squad - Crossroads (2002)

+14 - Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998)

+13 - Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+12 - Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back) (2004)

+11 - Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000)

+10 - Eminem - Just Lose It (2004)

+09 - Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999)

+08 - Akon - Lonely (2005)

+07 - A1 - Take On Me (2000)

+06 - 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004)

+05 - Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000)

+04 - Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004)

+03 - Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003)

+02 - 911 - A Little Bit More (1999)

+01 - Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001)

+25 Peter Andre - I Feel You

+24 Crazy Frog - Axel F

+23 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer

+22 Frankee - FURB

+21 Fatman Scoop ft Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful

+20 Gary Barlow - Forever Love

+19 Chico - It's Chico Time

+18 Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne - Changes

+17 Westlife - Queen of my Heart

+16 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say "Eh Oh!"

+15 Sam and Mark - With a Little Help From My Friends

+14 911 - A Little Bit More

+13 Boyzone - You Needed Me

+12 Eamon - F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back)

+11 A1 - Take On Me

+10 Will Young and Gareth Gates - The Long and Winding Road

+09 Eminem - Just Lose It

+08 Five and Queen - We Will Rock You

+07 Blazin' Squad - Crossroads

+06 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame

+05 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds

+04 Akon - Lonely

+03 3 Of A Kind - Babycakes

+02 Spacedust - Gym and Tonic

+01 Oxide and Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)

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