I posted the Wednesday midweek sales onto Surfin Bird's facebook page and the first few comments I got were:

 

"Those stats are bull$h!t."

 

"False."

 

and

 

"Link required to confirm."

 

These guys are nutters who can't accept defeat :lol:

Me neither, but it's fun to poke them with sticks :lol:

 

I'm around tomorrow when the mids drop :heehee: Can't wait! COnsidering I've watched the Matt single disappear from the counter in front of me at work all day today!

 

ha Matt and Josh I applaud you. They're trying to get you banned as spam for reporting the truth. They honestly don't deserve to be number 1, their stupidity is absolutely astounding really :lol:

Matt are you that those CDs aren't just disappearing because of the MASSIVE SCARY CAMPAIGN by the Birdbrains to hide the CD's because it's not like the X Factor single will be selling like hotcakes will they?! :D

 

REALLY hope we get mids sales tomorrow that are so damning, Joe added over 100k didn't he between Wednesday and Thursday update so I'm sure Matt can match if not exceed that, putting him on about 260k and Trash will be lucky to get 50k. Somebody has to promise to take them over, they won't believe you of course, midweeks don't exist.

 

I can see them on Sunday night just before the chart is announced, when the rest of the world knows Matt is number 1 by a country mile, going 'WE CAN STILL DO IT'

^_^

 

Bird is definitely not the word.

Just called one of the people on there a moron for saying Surfin Bird sold 35k on Sunday alone and the sales are only given on Sunday :lol:

 

Let's see his response, shall we :lol:

Matt are you that those CDs aren't just disappearing because of the MASSIVE SCARY CAMPAIGN by the Birdbrains to hide the CD's because it's not like the X Factor single will be selling like hotcakes will they?! :D

 

Highly unlikely :lol: The amount of times we have to fill the shelf we'd notice!

That 35K is just for Sunday guys how could we be such braindead idiots?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

This is actually hilarious entertainment! Never seen such a bunch of deluded fools.

I would love to see their reactions on sunday, probably along the lines of 'well we did great to get number 3' and 'well it was probably close' or 'I reckon Simon fixed the chart' :lol:

 

edit: one of them asked for a link asking for live tracking of the charts! :lol:

Edited December 15, 201015 yr by chart wizard

This is actually killing me now response to the Official Chart Company release:

 

"That's just propaganda"

 

ROFLMAO!!

 

OH. DEAR.

I'm posting $h!t like "Matt Cardle for Xmas no.!" and "Matt - 166k, Surfin Bird - 35k..OUCH!"

 

Their reactions are hilarious.

 

Btw, some idiot said that she tried to hide all of Matt's physicals by putting something infront of the stall they wwere on :wacko:

Is Rihanna on course to be the first artist to have 4 singles in the xmas top 20? or even the top 20 ever?

 

Or has it been done before?

The people who ran last year's campaign didn't know some things about how the charts were compiled either. However, at least they were prepared to listen to peole who knew more than they did.

Quote from the Bird facebook page:

 

takes 2 bloody mins, costs only .49p.........So what f*** havent you gone to by it yet.... Dont worry you can go back to hollyoaks in a short time..... NOW f***ING BUY IT, YOU f***ING f***S... Dont be such a skinflint.... .49p to buy something, f*** i spent more than that in a public toilet today...... 50p for a dump, ...49p to save a bird..... saving a bird is cheaper than having a dump in a public toilet...... Now sto

 

Quality :lol:

Well, to be fair, at least the Surfin' Bird campaigners were aware that the sales week started on Sunday, not on Monday! :lol:

Quote from the Bird facebook page:

Quality :lol:

 

:lol: 50p! Where did they go! Harrods!

 

Should have gone to Maccy D's!

Is Rihanna on course to be the first artist to have 4 singles in the xmas top 20? or even the top 20 ever?

 

Or has it been done before?

 

Michael Jackson held #2 (Man In The Mirror), #10 (Billie Jean), #12 (Thriller), #13 (Smooth Criminal) and #19 (Beat It) in the peak of his songs charting after his death.

 

No idea whether it's ever been done at Christmas, but I can't see Unfaithful staying top 20 by the end of the week to be honest, it's already down to #21 on iTunes

The Surfin' Bird group on Facebook is hilarious. Bunch of deluded twats really...

 

I join there and got banned :lol:

 

David Downey matthew likes it up the bum

about a minute ago

 

:lol:

 

"shudders"

 

 

:lol: They keep banging on about this mflow thing also, surely free downloads aren't eligible towards the chart?

 

They aren't

 

haha, there's no way I'm posting a link to lead them to BuzzJack! .. :lol:

 

 

Go on, I dare you

This mflow thing they're banging on about - what do you guys think? They say it's legit but people say they're using a code for like 10 downloads?

 

Well done all who are soldiering on in there, we are all megs of course, can't wait for tomorrow's update, pray it's one with sales, it potentially could be a killer, not that they will listen of course, if they can't accept the official chart company or respond to music week with 'who the hell are they' they aren't going to listen to us lot on a forum that's been the home of midweeks sales information for YEARS :lol:

When you're out and about this week and go past your local HMV, go in like my 'friend' ('apparently* *cough*) did today, and 'hide' Matt Cardle CDs behind obscure stuff - think world music, pan pipe moods, and weird jazz, womb music etc... :)

What a stupid idea, a lot of people are buying the CD from online sites and won't they get seen as it will be put at the front of the store and will fly off the shelfs quickly.

 

 

 

And the mFlow trick is a load of cr*p, apparently you can buy 3 copies of the same version and that will count as 3 sales.

 

Get Surfin Bird to No.1 in TEN EASY STEPS and spend £0.00p

 

DON'T BUY MORE THAN 3 OF EACH *VERSION* So 3 of the 79p one, 3 of the 47p one etc etc

 

[1] Click on the link http://bit.ly/birdmflow

 

[2] Select any ‘Surfin Bird by The Trashmen’ and click BUY

 

[3] A pop up box should appear. Click the login with Facebook box

 

[4] ALLOW the permission box

 

[5] Choose a user name, tick the T&Cs box

 

[6] When it says “proceed to payment” click the X to get rid of it

 

[7] Go to the top right where your username is. Click the drop down menu and select ‘Redeem Code’. Type in BIRDISTHEWORD

 

[8] Click this link again http://bit.ly/birdmflow or go back on your browser

 

[9] Click on the 47p version and BUY again (yes it counts to the chart)

 

[10] Click CONFIRM and you’ll find the the Bird is most DEFINITELY the Word!

 

[10 & a half] It’s 47p SO YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN!!!!

 

Once done, please send this to ALL facebook friends...we CAN do this!

 

 

*Remember... this is not "free"... You're redeeming a voucher, so you've "paid" for your download and it counts towards the charts. MFlow is industry recognised!!!

 

lol I'l lol so hard if mFlow doesn't actually count to the chart. :lol:

use mflow to destroy the x-factor

 

:rofl: They really don't get it do they, how mFlow works, and I bet most of them are reading Buzzjack as guests, I need a match to light up their facebook group.

:rofl: They really don't get it do they, how mFlow works, and I bet most of them are reading Buzzjack as guests, I need a match to light up their facebook group.

Well they're pretty adamant that all downloads made using 'the mflow trick' are going to count so we should all prepare to see Surfin Bird leap from 35k to 300k tomorrow the way they are going on :blink:

I don't know anything about this mFlow, but are you 100% sure it doesn't count towards the chart?